Mother: C'mon buddy it's time to get in the shower.
Son: I wish there was no such thing as showers.
Mother: You have to have a shower. You don't want the kids at school tomorrow pointing at you and saying you stink.
Son: It's O.K., some of the kids at school can't smell.
Mother: What? Don't they have noses?
Son: They do, it's just that some of them are full of boogies. So, it would be O.K. if I skip, they wouldn't smell me.
Welcome to my world. I have discovered that you can.not.win an argument with a five year old.
Red, White and Blue Waffles by Erica
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