Hmmm, maybe he should have said thanks?

This news article touched me today. I guess that the Mister should have just eaten his burned/raw food and said thanks? Maybe she shouldn't have been polluted making the daily bread? I do hope that the Mister is more grateful the next time someone cooks a meal for him. Maybe then he won't get a telephone upside his head. Lucky it wasn't the frying pan.

I really can't decide whether I should laugh or cry. What say you? Springer-esque trainwreck, say I.

Cheers!

Hey Mikey - He Likes It!

That's all I could think of. That ages old Life cereal commercial.

The royal subject is also known as he who eats almost nothing that grows in the ground. Well, tonight there was a miracle. He ate raw broccoli dipped in Russian dressing with dinner. Real, honest to goodness, straight from the market broccoli. Whee! A vegetable is consumed.

What could top off that bunch of raw broccoli, you may ask?

His father thought that baked beans might be the answer. The royal subject ate those too.

I think he's going to be jet propelled......

Feelin' the TJ's Love

Trader Joe's. How I love thee. You and your rice pasta and cheese. You proved so good that the royal subject did not revolt and splatter mac and cheese on the walls.

I'm soooo happy not to have had a reenactment of the college method of testing pasta doneness. You know, throw it at the wall and if it sticks it is done?

I don't need no stinkin' shower!

Mother: C'mon buddy it's time to get in the shower.

Son: I wish there was no such thing as showers.

Mother: You have to have a shower. You don't want the kids at school tomorrow pointing at you and saying you stink.

Son: It's O.K., some of the kids at school can't smell.

Mother: What? Don't they have noses?

Son: They do, it's just that some of them are full of boogies. So, it would be O.K. if I skip, they wouldn't smell me.

Welcome to my world. I have discovered that you can.not.win an argument with a five year old.
Ever.

Helllooooo??? Is this thing on?

Hmm, welcome to my random musings.