Hey Mikey - He Likes It!

That's all I could think of. That ages old Life cereal commercial.

The royal subject is also known as he who eats almost nothing that grows in the ground. Well, tonight there was a miracle. He ate raw broccoli dipped in Russian dressing with dinner. Real, honest to goodness, straight from the market broccoli. Whee! A vegetable is consumed.

What could top off that bunch of raw broccoli, you may ask?

His father thought that baked beans might be the answer. The royal subject ate those too.

I think he's going to be jet propelled......

I don't need no stinkin' shower!

Mother: C'mon buddy it's time to get in the shower.

Son: I wish there was no such thing as showers.

Mother: You have to have a shower. You don't want the kids at school tomorrow pointing at you and saying you stink.

Son: It's O.K., some of the kids at school can't smell.

Mother: What? Don't they have noses?

Son: They do, it's just that some of them are full of boogies. So, it would be O.K. if I skip, they wouldn't smell me.

Welcome to my world. I have discovered that you can.not.win an argument with a five year old.
Ever.